[I ordered these really nice glasses last week. They are totally awesome and unlike any glasses I’ve seen on other people, which is why I got them. That, and because they’re ALMOST perfect. I’m still waiting for them to arrive, and when they do, I will post a picture that shows their awesomeness.]

Moving on to some recent undesirable news.

Today is definitely day one of my diet. I’ve been trying to get on the diet for like 4 failed weeks now, but it’s coming to the point where if I don’t do it, I’ll soon have to trade my Jeep for a bigger car. Possibly an airplane.

I exaggerate, I do. But in all honesty I do need the diet. Partially because yesterday was a bit of a wakeup call when I looked in the mirror and was like “GAH, this isn’t what I looked like 2 months ago.”

When I lookin the mirror, I position myself in different angles because then I get to see what I look like from every angle. In the bathroom, we have two mirrors. One mirror faces my front, the other faces my back. Therefore, when I move, I can see myself from every angle, depending on my position.

Normally, I can be content with myself when I look in the mirror because I just go, “Whoop! Can’t stand like THAT anymore…”.

See having these mirrors helps one actually be able to see where your bad angles are and such things, so that when stumble upon their discovery, you can immediately find how to hide it. Got it? Good. Yesterday, however, I was unsuccessful at hiding things. Unless I sit. Sitting makes you look thinner. Especially if you lean forward while sitting. Trust me. I can prove it:

With the discovery of my newest adquisition, the double chin, I am forced to diet. Being big isn’t a bad thing. It’s just that I used to be really fat when I was younger and then when I was 18 I lost alot of weight, so now I don’t want to have gone through that in vain lol. I want to keep the weight off, even though I was NEVER able to be thin. All that work will not be for naught! I refuse to be size 38 again.

I … refuse.

[I ordered these really nice glasses last week. They are totally awesome and unlike any glasses I’ve seen on other people, which is why I got them. That, and because they’re ALMOST perfect. I’m still waiting for them to arrive, and when they do, I will post a picture that shows their awesomeness.]

Moving on to some recent undesirable news.

Today is definitely day one of my diet. I’ve been trying to get on the diet for like 4 failed weeks now, but it’s coming to the point where if I don’t do it, I’ll soon have to trade my Jeep for a bigger car. Possibly an airplane.

I exaggerate, I do. But in all honesty I do need the diet. Partially because yesterday was a bit of a wakeup call when I looked in the mirror and was like “GAH, this isn’t what I looked like 2 months ago.”

When I lookin the mirror, I position myself in different angles because then I get to see what I look like from every angle. In the bathroom, we have two mirrors. One mirror faces my front, the other faces my back. Therefore, when I move, I can see myself from every angle, depending on my position.

Normally, I can be content with myself when I look in the mirror because I just go, “Whoop! Can’t stand like THAT anymore…”.

See having these mirrors helps one actually be able to see where your bad angles are and such things, so that when stumble upon their discovery, you can immediately find how to hide it. Got it? Good. Yesterday, however, I was unsuccessful at hiding things. Unless I sit. Sitting makes you look thinner. Especially if you lean forward while sitting. Trust me. I can prove it:

With the discovery of my newest adquisition, the double chin, I am forced to diet. Being big isn’t a bad thing. It’s just that I used to be really fat when I was younger and then when I was 18 I lost alot of weight, so now I don’t want to have gone through that in vain lol. I want to keep the weight off, even though I was NEVER able to be thin. All that work will not be for naught! I refuse to be size 38 again.

I … refuse.