You want to know how you know if you’re boring? You go check your “Favorites” folder and see if you have a webpage to convert Farenheit to Celcius on your list. That’s how. Also, you’ll find a webpage like www.dailyconfessions.com, where people post their sins and do an online confession. Thank, you but God doesn’t really DO online confessions. Moving on to pressing matters.
I am a nerd. Ever since the whole England trip has become more concrete-ized (it’s a new word), I’m worried about temperature changes. And since Regner is unfamiliar with the Celcius (lol I totally had to check if it’s written CELSIUS OR CELCIUS just now) scale, I have resorted to consulting the internet for any temperature related doubts. It’s important to know the equivalent of Celcius in Farenheit! Not many people appreciate this, but it’s true.
It is.
Also, at some point, I would like to know exactly how many U.S. dollars to one Euro and how many U.S. dollars to one Pound. I think I need to know these facts, especially since I might be tap dancing for cash.
I don’t want to be taken for a sap. You know? I imagine all sorts of things. Adventures, if you will. Cons, to some people.
-”That’ll be 2 pounds, sir.”
-”How many U.S. dollars is that?”
-”Uh….. where are you from?”
-”Oh! Well! HA! I’m from Puerto Rico!”
-”Puerto Rico you say?! Ah well, mate, a special price for yer! 10 U.S. Dollars!”
-”Golly, Mr… Thanks!”
-”Pleasure doing business with yer, island chap!”
Thankfully I’ll have oz and the gang with me and they’ll be like “Whoaaaa there”. I use the term “the gang” like I have a whole-lotta-posse ova thea in England. I don’t, really… Be that is it may, I find great comfort in thinking that “the gang” will be watching my monetary interests for me. They gots my back, these imaginary friends. Close to my heart, I hold them all.
I think that they way Yoda speaks is sooo unique. But that’s just a random thought that we will push aside. It’s not really important.
