Comments on: Dinner in the Sky http://www.oziz.co.uk/2006/07/11/dinner-in-the-sky/ maintaining the easy vibe Sat, 17 May 2008 01:06:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 by: Christian http://www.oziz.co.uk/2006/07/11/dinner-in-the-sky/#comment-120 Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:31:08 +0000 http://www.oziz.co.uk/2006/07/11/dinner-in-the-sky/#comment-120 "plumet to your death" I see where this might go. What if there was a bachelors party and some stripper fell, it would so... THIS IS THE FAR MOST STUPID COMMENT EVER REGISTERED ON HISTORY. I don't know if to delete it or act with pure disdain. Hmmm.... PURE DISDAIN! “plumet to your death”

I see where this might go. What if there was a bachelors party and some stripper fell, it would so…

THIS IS THE FAR MOST STUPID COMMENT EVER REGISTERED ON HISTORY. I don’t know if to delete it or act with pure disdain. Hmmm…. PURE DISDAIN!

]]> by: Reggles http://www.oziz.co.uk/2006/07/11/dinner-in-the-sky/#comment-115 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:47:58 +0000 http://www.oziz.co.uk/2006/07/11/dinner-in-the-sky/#comment-115 My goodness, this is wrong in like 20 thousand different levels. Dinner up in the sky must be significantly more challenging. Interesting, yes. Challenging more so. Forget about dropping something on the floor. The three second rule doesn't apply either. You know the three second rule, people? If food falls on the floor, you have 3 seconds to pick it up again and eat it. The reason why you must forget about the three second rule is that not only will whatever you DROP completely EXPLODE when it hits the pavement, but also by the time you race down to get it, you'll lose like what? And hour? It doesn't work. Plus say you have a birthday party up there... not everyone will be able to come. Forgive me, but people might be quite scared. This thing would never work in say... Los Angeles, California. Why? Because if there's an earthquake and you're up in the sky having yourself some shrimp, you're going to plumet to your death. And that's not going to be fun. My goodness, this is wrong in like 20 thousand different levels. Dinner up in the sky must be significantly more challenging. Interesting, yes. Challenging more so. Forget about dropping something on the floor. The three second rule doesn’t apply either. You know the three second rule, people? If food falls on the floor, you have 3 seconds to pick it up again and eat it.

The reason why you must forget about the three second rule is that not only will whatever you DROP completely EXPLODE when it hits the pavement, but also by the time you race down to get it, you’ll lose like what? And hour?

It doesn’t work. Plus say you have a birthday party up there… not everyone will be able to come. Forgive me, but people might be quite scared. This thing would never work in say… Los Angeles, California. Why? Because if there’s an earthquake and you’re up in the sky having yourself some shrimp, you’re going to plumet to your death. And that’s not going to be fun.

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