Last time Oz went away on vacation, I told him over the phone “Don’t worry about Oziz while you’re away. I’ll blog and hold down the fort.” Immediately after that, Oziz’s bandwith was exceeded and the site was down for like 98732 days. Do you remember? Right then. I was like “OH NO, Oz is going to kill me! I exceeded the bandwith!” and then after that, there were earthquakes and tornados, plagues and disease, the moon was covered in cheese, and the polar ice caps melted completely. It was utter disaster.
Well Oz is away in Georgia, so this time I didn’t actually say “I’ll hold down the fort” as though not to jinx it. And here we are. So Oz comes next week and I have a kajillion things to do. Paint. Paint is dire. See, my apartment has these two horrible maroon walls that. don’t. really. match.
And they need to die.
So I shall go hunt for the perfect color (although I already think I have found it) and buy paint to kill the evil maroon wall because, let’s face it, it’s truly evil. Was looking for a shaggy carpet. That went well. Apparently a 4′x6′ shaggy carpet is only $395. I could buy a sheep and shave it myself for that much money. Granted, it wouldn’t be QUITE the same thing, but hey. Shag is shag. So we’ll make do without the shaggy carpet. Until I can steal one or something [I am KIDDING, father.]. My dad is reading Oziz and now I must be extra careful so that he doesn’t think I’m a delinquent. I have no plans of stealing a shaggy carpet. Ahem. However, I AM trying to find someone who steals chandelier lamps. :) I would like an early birthday present, thank you.
Moving on to cleanliness. My apartment doesn’t have a VISIBLE carpet, but I’ve come to find over the last few weeks that it does, however, have a camouflaged carpet. Of dirt. It is impossible to walk barefoot in my apartment now-a-days as your feet would acquire a… hmm… BLACK hue. I kid you not. Soooooo, Reggles has brought mummy’s R2D2 Vaccum Cleaner to scoop up the black dirt “carpet”. I am very much looking forward to the cleaning that I will have to do. Ahem. Not.
So I was wondering, does anyone want to come over and clean for me? I’ll give you soda =)… Yes? Message me, please and thank you.
xoReggles
