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You may have noticed that I stopped blogging about the latest easy vibe episodes on this site. That’s because I am a slacker. I’ll just let you know that there are many more episodes up on the Tube, we’re up to episode 16 right now! Please check them out, and give us some feedback. Don’t we deserve it?

Take it easy allies x

It was a longish while since I last posted here on my own website, so I thought I’d take some time out from a kind of crazy time in my life to share some letters with you. Actually, I don’t even think I’ve posted much of a blog ever since I came back from the land of Regner! Oh my. I apologise.

But, you see, that’s what the working world can do to you. Restrict your creativeness and connection with the wider world. A job can really close your mind - especially since it is actually the first job I have ever had. Plus, it is not easy. I’m working in electrical retail for a UK chain who have a store in town. Honestly. I could never have expected the stress that could come with a pretty standard job as a “cashier”. Paperwork; returns; phone calls; complaints; Mr-supposed-to-know-it-all; counting money; slave. You see, I had one day’s training. Then I was dropped like a bomb.

I’ve been working full time for the past two weeks. Yesterday I felt like quitting! But, no, I’m not a quitter. Yet. We’ll see how the run up to Chirstmas treats me.

Anyway. I have the weekends off - my lifeline. I spend them with Jess which rejuvinates me with motivation to stretch on for another five days. We’ve been ice skating, up mountains, to small Welsh towns, eating out, shopping and out at night in just the last two weekends. It’s great. Jess has a week off of college this Friday, and my family are going away, whereas I’ll still be beating out the persistant routine. Next Thursday Jess is having her tonsills out which isn’t a great occasion really. She’s strong, and she’ll just take it in her (short) stride :p Give her some love x

Apart from the outside world, I have continued to digest the hours of footage collected over just seven days in Puerto Rico. So far we are live up to episode ten from the series! And I predict at least another ten to go :] I really hope you’re enjoying them. They take a lot of work to edit and upload. Alas, it’s fun.

Well this was just a quick update on what I’ve been up to. And to prove Regner didn’t kidnap me. I shall be back soon in the near future x

Tonight, an interesting question has been brought to my attention… once again. Then I thought “Hell, I’ll give it a shot.”

“*KingTut: lol im lookin at ure fotos, ure pants r so tight, how do u breath?”

Well, it’s easy. The breathing part, that’s a given. See, oxygen is processed primarily in the chest area, where the lungs are. Cooperating with the lungs are the nose, mouth, and the tubey thing that goes down your interior. I forget the name and can’t be bothered to look. If anyone knows it, please by all means, comment.

Exhibit A: Skinny Leg Jeans

[Regner Ramos is sporting a grand pair of Lee Skinny Leg Jeans, topped off with a gray American Eagle shirt. Joixa Hernandez, his roommate, is by his side. Picture taken in Old San Juan.]

Having said all this, I think that people misunderstand the reeeaaal problem with tight jeans. It’s not breathing, my friends. It is not. Ask the ladies who wear them. Ladies, do you have problems breathing with tight jeans? No? Ok, I didn’t think so.

Corsets, that’s another issue. They come in direct conflict with the CHEST area (you know, where the breathing thing gets done). Jeans go on the pelvis area. There are OTHER organs there that come in direct conflict.

We won’t go into much detail, but yes, organs and tight jeans can be a tricky thing, you just gotta know how to work it, sista. Just. Strut. It’s the sacrifices you make, that shape you into who you will be in life.

For example, say you’re barely 5′8″ tall… wearing baggy jeans will make you appear shorter due to the excess fabric. Sacrificing things like… bending your legs (With Skinny Leg Jeans, sometimes it is very hard to bend your knees) and getting a pair of skinnies will help SHAPE you into a seemingly taller human being.

Exhibit B: Human Height

[Regner Ramos is wearing his friend Saha Hari’s red jacket, and his other friend Gingina’s gray hat, and skinny leg jeans. Ricardo Curet is wearing Regner Ramos’s scarf, shirt, and jeans. Maria Vazquez looks stunning as usual. Picture taken in Regner Ramos’s apartment.]

Notice how in this picture I look muuuuch taller than I really am. In comparison to my bestest friends, Maria and Ricardo, I appear to be… a giant. SURE, it’s hard to bend my knees, but heck they look good.

Exhibit C: Unbendable Kneecaps

Please notice how I seem to be unable to bend my legs properly. I like to think that I do this on purpose… it’s a different form of LEANING back. However, thinking back, I am not sure if I do this out of style and grace, or simply because my jeans won’t permit anything else.

Moving on to the REAL problem with jeans: Heat. Heat my friends. That is all.

I have discussed this with you all, on various ocassions, so I don’t think it’s necessary that I repeat the Old San Juan tale. But yes. Skinny leg jeans fuse to your thighs, calves, and ankles. On hot, humid days, while walking under the sun, jeans can be quite problematic. It is normal, my wonderful friends, that a feeling of DESPERATION consume your entire being. Worry NOT. This is what is SUPPOSED to happen. You’ll get over it with time. If you find it gets too hot, then hell, just STOP WALKING and find yourself a nice big shadow and hide under it until you feel the sweat evaporate. It won’t take long, I promise. So far, I have never had to stop walking, but this is because I am a professional and know what I am doing.

Don’t be embarassed to stop and let the sweat dry. Do not. Oh, I should also mention that the jeans… are so tight that they won’t allow sweat to leave your leg’s pores, which is grand, so don’t worry about having sweaty jeans. :) This is just a bonus.

xReggles

“Two babies, no albums and one Kevin Federline later, Britney’s got no more Guinness records to bask in.” I read at the AOL website.

Ok, wait, what? Britney Spears has two babies? I was aware of little Preston’s magical appearance to this world, because all hell broke loose when Britney Freaking Spears became an official MILF [google it, if you don’t know what MILF stands for] but there is ANOTHER offspring? I had heard the rumors that she might have been pregnant, but that seems like what? Two months ago. But apparently not. Time has either gone by rather quickly or Britney Spears is much more special than we all really think.

She carries babies for lesser time than most (or shall I say EVERY OTHER) woman on this planet. You know how different animals have different development periods for their babies? Well this is what’s happening with Britney. Manatees, I believe, have their babies inside the womb for like a year or some shiznit like that. Whales carry their offspring for a heckload of time also.

Now women of HOMOSAPIEN character are expected to give birth in 9 months. Until now.

-Enter Britney Spears-

The first woman to give birth to a full grown human in the very short period of 2 months.