“Two babies, no albums and one Kevin Federline later, Britney’s got no more Guinness records to bask in.” I read at the AOL website.
Ok, wait, what? Britney Spears has two babies? I was aware of little Preston’s magical appearance to this world, because all hell broke loose when Britney Freaking Spears became an official MILF [google it, if you don’t know what MILF stands for] but there is ANOTHER offspring? I had heard the rumors that she might have been pregnant, but that seems like what? Two months ago. But apparently not. Time has either gone by rather quickly or Britney Spears is much more special than we all really think.
She carries babies for lesser time than most (or shall I say EVERY OTHER) woman on this planet. You know how different animals have different development periods for their babies? Well this is what’s happening with Britney. Manatees, I believe, have their babies inside the womb for like a year or some shiznit like that. Whales carry their offspring for a heckload of time also.
Now women of HOMOSAPIEN character are expected to give birth in 9 months. Until now.
-Enter Britney Spears-
The first woman to give birth to a full grown human in the very short period of 2 months.
