“You’re in your fourth year and you don’t know how to draw properly. After the fourth year, you’re supposed to go and get a job at an architecture office and if YOU had presented these drawings at the office, you would get fired.” …Or so my design “professor” told me this afternoon, after he was 45 minutes late to my presentation. I simply stared in schock at these words. Not because I was offended, because I wasn’t lol… but because I had simply nothing to say. It was as if something evil had sucked the life out of me. So I just stared. I stared and then told him “Yeah ok.”

He has absolutely no proof I’d get fired. Anyway, he got fired from the Architecture School this semester so he’s one to talk lol. It’s not like he’s any better. I rather have bad drawings than be a mediocre “professor”. Boo. Ya.

I’ve decided on what my Christmas present should be. I’ve been a good boy this year for the most part. I mean… I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink, I haven’t killed anyone and and I’ve stayed out of trouble for the most part. Sure, I’ve had one or two accidents during this year [flashes back to the car crash, the speeding ticket, the animals that have been squashed by the car tires, and to the time I almost got ran over last week], but who on this planet hasn’t. To balance these accidents out, I think I should point out that I’ve endured countless insults from my “professor”. Honestly. The year 2006 has been hard on us, it really has. Ask Joixa. She’s having a hell of a year. I think I’m ready to tell Santa what I desire this year.

bam!

Oh yes baby. That’s what I want. First order of business would be to get a new parking space at my apartment building because it just so happens that my current parking space is minute. My Wrangler fits perfectly because it’s a 2 door Wrangler. But this beauty is quite big, so yeah I’d get a new parking.

“Yes, excuse me Miss… I need a new parking. See my brand new Jeep doesn’t fit in my old parking. Hand over a new parking space, love.” I wouldn’t mind going to the administration office and tell them this. I wouldn’t. The lady that administers to these issues would probably look at me weird and whisper to herself the word “Prick” and then spit on my face. I’d then go into a state of shock once again and simply stare at her, like I did with my “professo”. And then I’d wait until I’d see her crossing the street and use her body as a speed bump. Ok, wait that’s not really going to happen.

You know what will happen though. Right? Santa’s getting me a new Jeep. That’s likely to happen. Yes, it’ll be green or yellow and it’ll be my best friend. I’ll drive it everywhere and kiss the steering wheel everytime I’d get in, just so I can greet it. I’ll wake up on Christmas Morn and see keys under the tree. A big silver bow will decorate the top of my Jeep and I’ll live happily ever after, and trust me, these things are possible. So Santa’s getting me a new Jeep… because that’s much more likely to happen.

“You’re in your fourth year and you don’t know how to draw properly. After the fourth year, you’re supposed to go and get a job at an architecture office and if YOU had presented these drawings at the office, you would get fired.” …Or so my design “professor” told me this afternoon, after he was 45 minutes late to my presentation. I simply stared in schock at these words. Not because I was offended, because I wasn’t lol… but because I had simply nothing to say. It was as if something evil had sucked the life out of me. So I just stared. I stared and then told him “Yeah ok.”

He has absolutely no proof I’d get fired. Anyway, he got fired from the Architecture School this semester so he’s one to talk lol. It’s not like he’s any better. I rather have bad drawings than be a mediocre “professor”. Boo. Ya.

I’ve decided on what my Christmas present should be. I’ve been a good boy this year for the most part. I mean… I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink, I haven’t killed anyone and and I’ve stayed out of trouble for the most part. Sure, I’ve had one or two accidents during this year [flashes back to the car crash, the speeding ticket, the animals that have been squashed by the car tires, and to the time I almost got ran over last week], but who on this planet hasn’t. To balance these accidents out, I think I should point out that I’ve endured countless insults from my “professor”. Honestly. The year 2006 has been hard on us, it really has. Ask Joixa. She’s having a hell of a year. I think I’m ready to tell Santa what I desire this year.

bam!

Oh yes baby. That’s what I want. First order of business would be to get a new parking space at my apartment building because it just so happens that my current parking space is minute. My Wrangler fits perfectly because it’s a 2 door Wrangler. But this beauty is quite big, so yeah I’d get a new parking.

“Yes, excuse me Miss… I need a new parking. See my brand new Jeep doesn’t fit in my old parking. Hand over a new parking space, love.” I wouldn’t mind going to the administration office and tell them this. I wouldn’t. The lady that administers to these issues would probably look at me weird and whisper to herself the word “Prick” and then spit on my face. I’d then go into a state of shock once again and simply stare at her, like I did with my “professo”. And then I’d wait until I’d see her crossing the street and use her body as a speed bump. Ok, wait that’s not really going to happen.

You know what will happen though. Right? Santa’s getting me a new Jeep. That’s likely to happen. Yes, it’ll be green or yellow and it’ll be my best friend. I’ll drive it everywhere and kiss the steering wheel everytime I’d get in, just so I can greet it. I’ll wake up on Christmas Morn and see keys under the tree. A big silver bow will decorate the top of my Jeep and I’ll live happily ever after, and trust me, these things are possible. So Santa’s getting me a new Jeep… because that’s much more likely to happen.