My mother and I went to the mall the other day to go buy Christmas gifts and while we were at Sears wrapping up a lovely fragrance by the beautiful Hilary Duff, we started talking to the perfume lady whose job is to make gift wrapping beautiful.
This woman was bitter. I’m talking complete biterness, from head to toe. You couldn’t really tell until she opened up her mouth to talk about this year that will soon go bye-bye, “2007 better be a good year for me, because 2006 sucked! So I’m starting this next year RIGHT.” And that was just the beginning of it. This sentence was soon followed up by how she wasn’t going to give gifts to anyone this year, backed up by various reasons sustaining why she wasn’t going to do so. So at that point I felt uncomfortable cuz face it… no client really wants to hear an employee go in a rant about how bad life is. What do you want me to tell you, perfume lady??? I dont’ know you! Ok, I hope 2007 is better, ok? Gee. Her tone was bitter, her facial expression was bitter. Everything, everything, everything. Her face curled up into this [rather grand] expression like if she had something foul rotting under her nostrils. It was great.
You know, I think it’s unfortunate when people have bad years, but hey, they’re not all bad. Sometimes you just have to overlook the bad and go with the good. It’s really not possible for a person to have a complete bad year. Ok, well unless you’re Mariah Carey after her movie “Glitter” [which I really didn’t that was that bad, so I don’t understand why she fell under after that movie or why people hated it so much, just sayin’]. My pretties, just… forget about the bad stuff. Learn from it. Get over it. You’ll feel better, trust me, you will. Look at me! I have had my bad times this year, but over all, 2006 might as well have been called The Year of Regner. Sighs.
In January my father [Reggles’ Dad] bought me an apartment near my school and what a view it has.
In February I met an unlikely best friend from a far-away land ;]
In March I fell in love :] ….. With New York…
and upon seeing her in concert, I fell in love with Ms. A. Simpson all over again.
In April I found out that loads of people wanted my pictures for various tabloids. Or something like that.
In May I discovered that I was, in fact, an X-Men. And people were happy about it.
In June I was able to see dear friends and have magical moments by their sides.
In July my iPod fell in love.
In August my friends and I paraded around Old San Juan for an unforgettable afternoon :]
In September I found my brother.
In October two very famous characters mingled on All Hallow’s Eve.
and also… I discovered how much my sister and I look alike.
In November I was able to climb a tree… and be all cool about it.
Furthermore, I met more great friends [among them, a gold lion], that light up my life.
And in December I found out that I was lucky enough to have passed the hardest course in the School of Architecture…. Structures 1. Only THREE more to go.
And since I love you all and wish for you to start your 2007 off RIGHT, I will show you a very important picture from LAST year’s December… And I’ll give you the reason why I had a kick ass year. Last December, Santa brought me my first pair of ladies jeans.
They have changed my life. Now for all of you ladies who have had a bad year and already own a pair of ladies jeans [because let’s face it, you’re ladies], allow me to recommend guy shorts. Try it, and just see if you like it. You can thank me for a great year when you see the results. HA. Ok, no seriously now.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas. Spend your time with your loved ones, don’t lose sight of the most important thing that this Holiday Season brings us: Peace, Love, and Good-will towards men. I hope that the birth of our God brings many wonderful things to your life on this brand new year! Make it count, my pretties. Make it count. This next year will be what you make it out to be.
PS. Don’t forget the ladies jeans, for the love of GOD. lol.
