Well hello :)
The trip is almost over now, it’s gone by so fast, it’s incredible. We are now in London. After that, I go back to Chester with oz for a few days before I fly back home. I miss all my friends and family like what lol. Yes, that’s right, I miss you guyssss :)
I haven’t seen the queen yet, and I think she better make an appearance soon cuz I flew all this way and I want to see the queen. I also want to have lunch with her, though I doubt I can make time for that. Also, meeting her will be harder because of the little bombing attempt the british had last night in a club here in London or something. Security is like high now.
Many people I’ve seen dress like no other. They are beautiful. You know what was also beautiful? Paris. God LOVE Paris. It was magical, seriously. Oz and I got seperated in Notre Dame the day after we arrived. He totally dumped me and we could not find each other. So of course, you know I befriended someone random. Turned out it was a really really nice German guy named Uwa, it is pronnounced Uva. Like GRAPE.
Anyway, I spent the day with Uwa instead. I’ll never see him again but he is deeply engraved in my heart. He saved my life that day, he did. I didn’t know how to work the Metro and he totally saved me and told me how to use it so that I could get back to the hostel. If not, I’d still be inside Notre Dame. Cold and crying and alone and almost dead.
Oz and I found this incredible place yesterday in Calais, France that served me like… the first real meal I’ve had in YEARS it seems. It was this RIDICULOUSLY sized meal with ribs and french fries, oh my God. After feasting on pizza, pringles, sandwiches, water and burgers, it was nice to finally have a REAL animal be digested in my stomach, you know? Not like the fake meat in McDonald’s. I’m so sick of McDonald’s really… but sometimes it’s the only choice. Cuz you KNOW what they sell, it’s less expensive than the other places, and you can eat fast and keep going. Whatever, it works. But I don’t ever want to eat there again.
And I really shouldn’t even if I wanted to, seeing as to how I’ve probably gained 80 pounds since I’ve been here. Oz says he’s lost weight, which is like … weird, cuz I eat less than him and walk more than he does, and I haven’t lost a single ounce. I think my body simply will NOT lose weight. I’ve been FAT all my life, ever since I was little, so wtf. I’m used to it but it’d be nice to know that I could lose weight if I so CHOSE to.
I tried that don’t-eat-after-6pm diet. Yeah, that didn’t work. I starved myself every day for like a month, and nothing happened. I’m not even kidding. Every night I would go to bed thinking -I can’t wait for tomorrow to come so i can eat something:( - It was frustrating, but at least I now know that my only solution is Liposuction…. Excercise, low carbs, and STARVING doesn’t work, so yes. Lipo it is.
Why I ended up talking about this, and not the trip, is beyond me.
xRegner














